Give me your music, your art, your huddled masses of words and rhythms yearning to breathe free.
For several years in the early 1980s my dad and I carpooled to work. Daddy was an early riser – looking like he just stepped out of a bandbox, in blinding white shirts and highly-buffed shoes (I swear he even polished the soles). He insisted we leave the house in his “sleeps-6-in-the-trunk” Buick Electra at … Read more
As all dog owners know, male canines urinate in specific outdoor areas to indicate “top dog” status. Are men prone to pee in public to achieve the same goal? And just what tactics do women employ to establish turf? Well, that’s another story, and a lot more complicated. (Actually, I wish a power grab WAS … Read more
If you’re looking for a list of the most beloved Christmas carols, you’ve come to the wrong blog. Times have changed, after all. The Little Drummer Boy is set to tour with Bruce, and Frosty’s a puddle on my front lawn – a victim of global warming. And if you’re seeking recommendations for the most … Read more
By Donald J. Trump —“Dear Leader” and Emperor for Life I stumbled upon this shit-hole blog one day while Googling hips — you know, HIPS — a big hunk of a dame’s body that’s just waiting to be grabbed. And I find this STUPID website called The Hip Quotient (what the hell is a quotient, … Read more
“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” That’s just one of the many funny lines made famous by trailblazing comedian Phyllis Diller, who would have turned 98 today. Did this keen observation of corporate life qualify the flamboyant Phyllis to perform for managers in training? It’s … Read more