You know I’m loath to brag, but I have to let you know that the U.S. Postal Service has chosen ME as the model for their special Goat Heritage Month stamp! Now, get out there and buy some friggin’ stamps and send a card to your mom — even if she’s in the hoosegow for peaceably protesting, or some equally HORRIBLE offense. You American humans built the world’s best postal system, so fight to save it from those lousy mugs from the bad side of the tracks.