Not to the Manor Born: Rock Stars in Stately Pleasure Domes

Deep in the psychedelic wood, Where a rock-n-roll martyr plays You’ll find the enchanted neighborhood Of Brian Jones’s drug-haze days. Brian the posh, Brian the posh, A randy little dandy – all fine, divine. He’s Brian the posh, Brian the posh, A ritzy little glitzy old soul. I’d hate like hell to be sued by … Read more

Marking Your Turf: The Rock Star Tradition of Peeing in Public

As all dog-owners know, male canines urinate in specific outdoor areas to indicate “top dog” status. Are men prone to pee in public to achieve the same goal? And, if so, what tactics do women employ to establish turf? Well, that’s a lot more complicated and would take a much longer time to answer. As any guy will tell you, it’s a liberating experience to take a whiz in the great outdoors. However, some do actually get busted for it, none more so than male rock stars who tend to be rather indiscreet when it comes to leaving their scent. Here’s a look at some famous offenders.

Robert Plant: In the House of the Holy with The King

Rock blaster Robert Plant, like his Led Zeppelin bandmates, was known to have “entertained” thousands of groupies in hotel rooms all across the land, back in the day when cocksure male rock gods reigned supreme. But when Elvis came to town, the tables were turned, and Mr. Plant found himself playing the part of adoring groupie. Just what went on behind closed door between those two? (It’s safe to say it didn’t involve a mud shark.) Actually, the story goes like this…