Keeping My Foreign Tongue in Cheek

“What’s with all this telephone nonsense of “‘Press 1 for English, press 2 for Spanish’?  You live in America. Speak American, you damn illegals, or go home.” Ah, the words of the xenophobes. Well, yer blogger has figuratively “pressed 2 for English” in every country she’s ever visited. In the 1970s, my little school offered … Read more

The Word of Law — Courtesy of Robert Zimmerman, Esquire

“Your Honor, the defense is trying to sway the jury with inane references to a counter-culture rock song,” said the District Attorney. So, what song could the defense attorney possibly be citing? It’s Bob Dylan’s word-twister from 1965, “Subterranean Homesick Blues,” one of the most influential and imitated songs in popular music. With its random … Read more